TRUTH OR DARE IC Edition Black Friday Special

[chronosynthesis]

TRUTH. OR. DARE.

We know how this works.
Characters ask other characters the fated question, and they have to answer truthfully or commit to the dare.
Shenanigans.

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[whattaprick]

I don’t even need to bother asking dare, do I?

[atouts]

Especially you, Lambert. That part of this game seems written specifically for you. [ aka gross dares, gross dares as far as the eye can see. ] So yes, truth.

[whattaprick]

[ All too cheerfully: ]

What’s your dirtiest fantasy about me?

[ Gross truths too, apparently. ]

[atouts]

[ Lambert no... ]

You're the one with the dirty fantasies, not me.

[whattaprick]

Just because yours aren’t as creative doesn’t mean you don’t have any, right?

[atouts]

I can't even go with the 'you walking around naked' one seeing how you already do that, all the time, regardless of time or place. So it isn't a lack of creativity, Lambert, it's that any fantasy I might have doesn't remain a fantasy for long.

[whattaprick]

I’ll take that as a compliment.

[atouts]

You would. [ he's going to assume that checks the list as answered, then. ] Truth or dare?

[whattaprick]

Truth.

[ Maybe surprising, but any date would probably just be Childermass sending him off to bother someone else when Lambert would rather bother him. ]

[atouts]

If there had never been an us, who else in the multiverse would you have considered sleeping with?

[whattaprick]

Honestly? Probably anyone who asked me to that wasn’t someone I hated.

[atouts]

What? Not even a top ten? Just anyone?

[whattaprick]

You asked who I would sleep with. Since when does sex need high standards?

[atouts]

Well, it doesn't. I suppose that explains why you were so easy to convince.

[whattaprick]

Was it really that much of a mystery? I didn’t think anything about me implied I’d be hard to get.

[ Nevertheless, with that question answered... ]

Truth or dare?

[atouts]

Truth.

[whattaprick]

What’s your favorite memory of us? Before or after we started sleeping with each other.

[atouts]

When you asked me to lunch back at Wismuth. What happened after all of that may have been a shitshow but that, at least, was nice...

[whattaprick]

That? Really? [ That catches him off guard. ]

Didn’t seem like it left much of an impression at the time... [ He should know, because he’d been trying to impress. ]

[atouts]

That, really. [ Childermass is as equally caught off guard since he had considered that a pretty good time? late afternoon meal, a trip to a museum, something normal. ] Nothing tried to kill us, no one barged in to ruin it, we didn't argue. I honestly wish we had a chance to do more of that.

[whattaprick]

Kind of sad that’s unusual enough that it stood out, huh?

Maybe we’ll get to do that again. When this is all over.

[ Whatever the fuck that looks like. Hell if Lambert knows. ]

[atouts]

Let's leave it as 'it was nice' and ignore how rare that is. [ he knows it's sad, but whatever. ] Truth or dare?

[whattaprick]

Are you just going to chase me off if I pick dare?

[atouts]

You would come back even if I did.

[whattaprick]

Too right I would.

[ Dares would be his preference, generally speaking, but Childermass probably expects that. So: ]

Truth, then.