TRUTH OR DARE IC Edition Black Friday Special

[chronosynthesis]

TRUTH. OR. DARE.

We know how this works.
Characters ask other characters the fated question, and they have to answer truthfully or commit to the dare.
Shenanigans.

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[exaomori]

Truth or dare ♥

[kingsroads]

Dare.

[exaomori]

I wanna see you in makeup~. Lipstick an’ eyeshadow an’ all that!

[kingsroads]

Do I have to apply it myself or will someone else take that up?

[ aka will it be professional level or drunk toddler. ]

[exaomori]

I’m not doin’ it for ya, so you’ll have to take care of it yourself if you don’t have someone else to help ♥

[kingsroads]

Then I'm afraid the results will be more silly than anything else: I don't even know what half those products are for.

[ wtf is a bronzer ]

Still, if you supply the products, I'll give it my best shot.

[exaomori]

If you ruin them, you’ll hafta to buy me new things, ‘kay?

[ ie be careful with it. But fine, she’d let him play with her cosmetics for a bit if it meant seeing him looking dumb. ]

[kingsroads]

I'll be exceedingly careful.

[ her cosmetics are FUCKED. ]

[exaomori]

['I'll be exceedingly careful' is code for I'm Going to Break All The Things. Shura has a bad feeling about this, but will go ahead and retrieve her makeup. It's kept in a bag that's way too big and filled with super nice kits she picked up at whatever stops they visited that happened to carry cosmetics that suited her or seemed fun.]

Here you go~

[just going to unceremoniously hand him the bag. Why is it so heavy??]

[kingsroads]

[ dang, this is heavy. Strange takes the bag, opens it, and starts looking at this like what the hell is everything.

Lipstick goes on, eyeliner badly goes on, a SHITTON of bronzer goes on, ooh then the eyeshadow goes on...and then Strange drops the mascara brush in the dirt and while picking that up, shatters the case of the bronzer. ]

Erm, Shura?

[exaomori]

[ At first, it’s funny, watching Strange flounder with her makeup. But then her mascara brush hits the ground, and then her bronzer— ]

You! How can a grown man be so clumsy?!

[ The bronzer she could do without for a while, but her mascara?? ]

[kingsroads]

There's around fifteen or so things! I can't help it if I dropped some!

[ Jonathan "needlessly defensive" Strange ]

[exaomori]

Take them out one at a time, idiot!

[ ughhh, this is a mess! So many little bits to pick up, but fine, she’ll kneel down to start gathering what’s left of her poor bronzer. ]

[kingsroads]

I wanted to see what all my options were before deciding what to use.

[ VERY CAREFULLY AND SLOWLY, Strange starts taking out the eyeshadows, like he's being a deliberate asshole. ]

[exaomori]

[ She should have seen if Carly had anything to spare before bringing out her personal items. ]

What, never seen someone put on makeup before? You don’t gotta think that hard about it!

[ Says the one who’s been doing this for years ]

[kingsroads]

I don't know what half of this stuff is! We didn't have highlighter back in my time.

[exaomori]

You don't gotta use all of it!

[He's had plenty of time to learn about cosmetics since he got here, so obviously he should have mastered this early on.]

[kingsroads]

[ in strange's mind, that's bullshit logic. of course he's gonna use all of it. ]

Well then which ones do I use?

[exaomori]

I--

[Where to begin. As funny as this is, can she stand to watch him demolish any of her palettes? Is that a risk she's willing to take? No, it isn't, and she lets on a sigh, reaching to snatch her bag from him.]

Go wash your face off, I'll do it for you.

[kingsroads]

[ There's a grumble that might be something along the lines of "URGH, FINE, I'LL DO THIS." And when he returns, Strange's face is washed and it looks a lot more like himself and a lot less like that vine with the kid and Sam Smith ]

Happy?

[exaomori]

No.

[She's still mad that he broke her stuff!! But she's going to see this through. She might be a cheater and lazy, but no one ever called Kirigakure Shura a quitter!]

Sit down. [There's a bench over there! Shura jerks her hand towards it, hoping he'll stop complaining whenever she gets started on his face.]

[kingsroads]

[ And Strange sits his butt down and patiently waits for Shura to get the makey makeover on the road. ]

[exaomori]

[Now that she has a place to set down things, she can g et them out and sorted before getting down to business. By the end of this, Strange is going to look pretty. BB cream, concealer, blush since he wrecked her bronzer--all of the good stuff. The only problem is that she's not used to doing someone else's face, so Strange has ample time to whine or start wiggling.]

[kingsroads]

[ to whine, wiggle, or do something worse. Because as soon as she gets out the brush for the blush and starts putting it on, Strange tries his hardest to hold still, fails as the brush starts tickling nearish his nose, and then fails even more as he straight up sneezes.

He covers his sneeze because he is a GENTLEMAN and not a rude person, but that doesn't change the fact that there's some snot on the brush now. ]

[exaomori]

[She can tell he's trying. On the other hand, her brush?? This is the third thing of hers he's ruined in like thirty minutes!! For a moment, she's almost speechless, brush frozen mid-air before she very gingerly sets it down like the bio-hazard it is.]

I'll kill you if you do anything else.

[There's some hand sanitizer in her bag, and she'll be using a generous dollop on her hands before she does anything else.]