JASPER | (stompadour) Canon: Steven Universe Carnival Role: Roustabout/Animal keeper Length of Stay: she JUST got here! Skills/Powers: jasper is VERY LARGE and VERY STRONG and CANNOT BE DESTROYED UNLESS YOU CRUSH HER GEM and she can summon a POWERFUL WEAPON which just looks like a goofy orange crash helmet but DOES allow her to shatter the skull of anyone she nuts in the head god i'm sorry look i know what 'nut' means to everybody now but i grew up understanding it to mean headbutting someone in the face very hard at close range please let me keep this technically she can also shapeshift but she doesn't do it much because her physical form is perfect so why would she need to Routine: She's only just got here and doesn't have one established yet, but Jasper does NOT know what relaxing is and thinks sleeping is for WEAK IDIOTS, so she is pretty much down to take care of anything that falls into the purview of her job at the Carnival at any hour of the day. IF YOU CAN LEAN YOU CAN CLEAN Current status in game: Freshly arrived and VERY determined to do as good a job as possible because Blue Diamond told her the Ringmaster could bring Pink Diamond back to life and told Jasper to do exactly what she says. Jasper is not LOVING THIS because she thinks humans are scum and resents having to follow the orders of any human supervisor but also she is willing to lower herself to absolutely any level in order to bring Pink Diamond back, so, Any current or future plans: Just going to see how it shakes out for now! Like, long term I guess she will probably have to loosen up a little and maybe learn what a Friend is but rn I'm mainly looking to bounce her around and see what happens IC Assistance: please help convince her that organic life forms are, like, people, and maybe that people don't have to be defined exclusively by their jobs,,, Desired CR: ANYTHING... Jasper's good for negative CR because she's an enormous shitwad who enjoys putting other people down to make herself feel better so if you want her to be nasty to your guy I AM DOWN!! I'd also love to see her form some positive bonds with other people tho! She is most likely to get along with people who are competent fighters, people with military discipline, people who don't challenge her garbage worldview too much, and people who are patient with her bullshit Shipping Preferences: romance is for cowards Permissions/Opt Outs:go ahead and tell me if you'd rather not look at any of the specific fucked up facial expressions she makes in her icons Additional Comments: sup it's still harry i also play amethyst because i don't respect myself
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Canon: Steven Universe
Carnival Role: Roustabout/Animal keeper
Length of Stay: she JUST got here!
Skills/Powers: jasper is VERY LARGE and VERY STRONG and CANNOT BE DESTROYED UNLESS YOU CRUSH HER GEM and she can summon a POWERFUL WEAPON which just looks like a goofy orange crash helmet but DOES allow her to shatter the skull of anyone she nuts in the head god i'm sorry look i know what 'nut' means to everybody now but i grew up understanding it to mean headbutting someone in the face very hard at close range please let me keep this
technically she can also shapeshift but she doesn't do it much because her physical form is perfect so why would she need to
Routine: She's only just got here and doesn't have one established yet, but Jasper does NOT know what relaxing is and thinks sleeping is for WEAK IDIOTS, so she is pretty much down to take care of anything that falls into the purview of her job at the Carnival at any hour of the day. IF YOU CAN LEAN YOU CAN CLEAN
Current status in game: Freshly arrived and VERY determined to do as good a job as possible because Blue Diamond told her the Ringmaster could bring Pink Diamond back to life and told Jasper to do exactly what she says. Jasper is not LOVING THIS because she thinks humans are scum and resents having to follow the orders of any human supervisor but also she is willing to lower herself to absolutely any level in order to bring Pink Diamond back, so,
Any current or future plans: Just going to see how it shakes out for now! Like, long term I guess she will probably have to loosen up a little and maybe learn what a Friend is but rn I'm mainly looking to bounce her around and see what happens
IC Assistance: please help convince her that organic life forms are, like, people, and maybe that people don't have to be defined exclusively by their jobs,,,
Desired CR: ANYTHING... Jasper's good for negative CR because she's an enormous shitwad who enjoys putting other people down to make herself feel better so if you want her to be nasty to your guy I AM DOWN!! I'd also love to see her form some positive bonds with other people tho! She is most likely to get along with people who are competent fighters, people with military discipline, people who don't challenge her garbage worldview too much, and people who are patient with her bullshit
Shipping Preferences: romance is for cowards
Permissions/Opt Outs:go ahead and tell me if you'd rather not look at any of the specific fucked up facial expressions she makes in her icons
Additional Comments: sup it's still harry i also play amethyst because i don't respect myself