[ Nobody worries about Lambert. It would be enough to hurt his feelings,if had any in the blackened wasteland of cynicism that was his heart. ]

Oh, don't underestimate yourself. I know exactly what you can help with. [ He turns abruptly to the crowd again, raising his voice and throwing his arms wide. ]

Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, I have the honor of introducing one of our very best magicians, who will be dazzling us with a special preview of tonight's main show! [ He doffs his hat and sketches out an exaggerated bow that is actually ... a pretty good impression of one of the fawning courtiers from a previous world they've visited. He sweeps a hand out to wave at the space cleared before them, giving him a cheeky wink. ]

Let's have a round of applause for the legendary .... John Childermass!