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Jamie Hemeros ([personal profile] mildwildchild) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2017-01-15 04:09 am (UTC)

Jamie Hemeros, Zoids New Century /0

ADMISSION FEES
Okay trying to see what's actually inside this weird alien carnival or whatever might be more hassle than it's worth. Jamie's just trying to pay admission and there already seems to be some kind of communication issue.

"Look, when I give you my credit card you're just supposed to deduct the amount you need, not keep the whole card! Do - do they not have credit where you guys are from?"

TRYING TO LEAF
Possibly before the admission mishap (...admishap?) or possibly after it, Jamie's wandering through the godforsaken forest, trying unsuccessfully to find his way out. He's pretty sure he's passed by this particular tree at least twice already; maybe this is a sign, like he's meant to climb this tree and use it to try to get his bearings. Or maybe he's just sick of blundering around aimlessly, and this particular tree doesn't look like it's made out of eyes or snakes or fire, so maybe it's safe to climb.

The good news is that there's nothing terribly abnormal about this tree; the bad news is that abnormal or not, Jamie doesn't know dick about tree-climbing and now, somehow, he's dangling upside-down from a branch, vines tangled around one leg and all the blood rushing to his head.

"Uh...help? Someone?...Please?"

WILDCARD - AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY
Just because he's a generally well-behaved, rule-abiding kid doesn't mean he's not also insatiably curious, particularly when it comes to bizarre mystery freak-o circuses or whatever. It won't hurt to just poke his head in and take a lookie-loo at whatever the bizarrely-colored and obviously mutated staff are doing in this restricted area, right?

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