[A genuine chuckle. Both at the pun and the specification. Funnybone here clearly knows what's up.]

Doctor Facilier, at your service. Was always more a charms and potions man than a zombie fan, myself.

I tell you what, Sans the Skeleton. You got any acquaintance with Tarot? 'Cause I could give your future a quick read, in exchange for lettin' me poke around inside.

[As a preview, he produces an ordinary-looking deck - but when he flips up the top card, that's clearly Sans, taking the place of The Magician.]