TRUTH OR DARE IC Edition Black Friday Special

[chronosynthesis]

TRUTH. OR. DARE.

We know how this works.
Characters ask other characters the fated question, and they have to answer truthfully or commit to the dare.
Shenanigans.

Comments

[periphrasing]

...Oh.

[ She looks vaguely perplexed and a little bit disappointed for a moment, but then shrugs it off. The disappointment gets an immediate explanation: ]

Amethyst told me that when she went home a few weeks ago, she found out that our friends Ruby and Sapphire got married. We don't have marriage on Homeworld, so I was kind of hoping I'd get observe the ritual first-hand at some point... But ever since I joined the carnival, the closest I've gotten to that has been watching the Prince trying to marry the Ringmaster! Which is confusing! Every bit of human media that I've ever consumed has made it seem like you humans are just marrying each other all the time.

[atouts]

[ observing a marriage for what? science? really, Peridot... well whatever, he just shrugs. ]

Marrying Lambert wouldn't do much good. I don't have much for him to inherit should I die and even then, no one in England would honor it. [ 1800s sure are a... fun time... yeah. ] Besides, can you really see either of us putting up with such a fuss?

[periphrasing]

[ Look, she likes to learn about different Earth rituals OK? She's the curious type. ]

Eh? I thought humans married each other because they 'love each other' or whatever.

[ Which probably says a whole hell of a lot about the kind of Earth that Peridot is most familiar with, and the kind of media she consumes. Good old gay af Beach City. ]

That last point makes sense, though. I'd say Lambert might at least appreciate an occasion to get drunk for, but, if my previous observations of his behavior indicate anything, he doesn't need much of an excuse to do that.

[atouts]

Men can't marry other men on my Earth. [ or more like in his own time but whatever the distant future holds, he doesn't expect to see it. ] So that we love each other doesn't matter.

[ and that's pretty much it. he doesn't sound too upset about it (aka not at all because it's Childermass). ]

Though you have the right of it. He's never needed an excuse for that.

[periphrasing]

[ She squints. ]

Men can't marry other men...? What kind of arbitrary rule is that?

[ Childermass might want to get on asking her truth or dare again if he doesn't want to waste a chunk of his time explaining inequality in the institution of marriage to a space alien who has almost zero understanding of human gender and sexuality norms. ]

[atouts]

[ yyyyeah, this is one of those things Childermass is not equipped to explain at all, so he just shrugs. ]

I wouldn't be the one to ask. [ ANYWAY. ] I believe it's your turn again. Truth or dare?

[periphrasing]

Dare!

[ Please let her bully someone please let her bully someone ]

[atouts]

Hmm. Alright. I dare you to... go hug Yuya, only do it for an entire hour. No breaks, not even if he asks.

[ or he can use her for vengeance against young, foolishly friendly teenagers. ]

[periphrasing]

For an hour!?

[ She doesn't really like the sound of that! But she did ask for a dare... Ugh. ]

Nnnngh... Does it count if I latch onto him with my wings as a bat?

[ Holy crap she is so not keen on extended physical contact with someone she doesn't know super well. ]

[atouts]

If that's the way you want to do it, then feel free to.

[periphrasing]

[ SIGH. ]

Alright. I'll honor your dare. But in exchange, you have to let me give YOU a dare when I get back!

[ She'll have a whole hour to think of a really good one. ]

[atouts]

Very well.

[ joke's on her, he won't be here anymore in an hour. rip, Peridot. ]

[periphrasing]

[ DISHONORABLE! SHE'LL GET THAT DARE OUT OF YOU YET. ]

Good. I'll see you in an hour, then.

[ And off she goes. ]

[atouts]

[ HONOR AMONG THIEVES IS A LIE, PERIDOT, have fun clinging to Yuya. ]