TRUTH OR DARE IC Edition Black Friday Special

[chronosynthesis]

TRUTH. OR. DARE.

We know how this works.
Characters ask other characters the fated question, and they have to answer truthfully or commit to the dare.
Shenanigans.

Comments

[periphrasing]

Hey Jasper. Dare or Dare?

[ She has a horrible little grin on her face. ]

[stompadour]

[Her eyes narrow.] That's not how this works.

[periphrasing]

Ugh. FINE. Truth or dare?

[stompadour]

[Sneer.] Truth.

[periphrasing]

[ YOU'RE SO BORING JASPER!! ]

What's the least flattering thing you can say about Yellow Diamond?

[stompadour]

[... Squint.]

... and I have to tell the truth?

[periphrasing]

[ She folds her arms and nods sternly. ]

Yes.

[stompadour]

Hmph... [Well, she supposes no one who matters is around to hear it...] Fine. She's... too emotional and she acts like she's not.

[periphrasing]

[ Peridot looks downright gleeful. ]

Hah! I know, right!? She's always like, oh, I'm so objective and sensible all the time, but it's just a big act! Pffft.

Okay, now it's my turn. Ask the question.

[stompadour]

[Jasper just kind of, shifts uneasily and flicks her tail, because, look, OK, it's one thing for HER to say that, but! She just really doesn't like Peridot being on the same page!

Well. Fine. Whatever.]

Truth... or dare.

[periphrasing]

[ She has a feeling that if she says 'dare' Jasper will just dare her to go away or something. So. ]

Truth.

[stompadour]

[UGH thats EXACTLY what she wanted to do. B( Peridot you are the worst.]

[She folds her arms.]

What's the worst thing about humans.

[periphrasing]

[ Is this supposed to be some kind of "gotcha" question, Jasper? Do you think Peridot is unwilling to drag humans or something? She answers without missing a beat. ]

They're fragile and they spend a significant portion of their short lives eliminating stinky waste from their bodies.

[stompadour]

[She's just looking for common ground, alright!]

[She grunts, though, and nods. That's adequate, she guesses.]

Is that enough? Are you done now?