TRUTH OR DARE IC Edition Black Friday Special

[chronosynthesis]

TRUTH. OR. DARE.

We know how this works.
Characters ask other characters the fated question, and they have to answer truthfully or commit to the dare.
Shenanigans.

Comments

[whattaprick]

Hmm, I'm pretty sure I heard dare...

[periphrasing]

Okay, but. Counterpoint: If I do that. She will probably literally shatter me.

[exaomori]

I'm gonna puke if you say somethin' like that again.

[Were all couples like that? Childermass and Lambert, she almost got that. They were pretty new. Maybe it was newlywed bliss.

But since he's actually being decent, she'll be able to finish her work. So maybe he's not the most beautiful man here, but he certainly looks sharper than most of them.]

There, you're done.

[whattaprick]

That’s what the compliment is for. It’ll confuse her long enough for you to get away.

[periphrasing]

[ SIGH. ]

Alright. I'll honor your dare. But in exchange, you have to let me give YOU a dare when I get back!

[ She'll have a whole hour to think of a really good one. ]

[atouts]

Very well.

[ joke's on her, he won't be here anymore in an hour. rip, Peridot. ]

[periphrasing]

[ She scowls. ]

That sounds incredibly unlikely, and my metaphorical blood is going to be on your hands.

[exaomori]

Well, if you don't know yet, then don't worry about it ♥

[She says in that perfectly carefree way before giving a quick wave.]

Seeya~

[periphrasing]

[ Lambert apparently wants to see Peridot get murdered.

The question is if Peridot can even sneak up on a freaking centaur. But by golly, she is trying. ]

[periphrasing]

[ He'll never see it coming. Yuya will just be minding his own business when, fwump. There's a bat on his back, wings wrapped awkwardly around his middle. Peridot has basically velcroed herself to him. A grumpy voice squeaks from directly behind him: ]

I'm supposed to stay here for one hour. No breaks. Blame Childermass.

[periphrasing]

[ DISHONORABLE! SHE'LL GET THAT DARE OUT OF YOU YET. ]

Good. I'll see you in an hour, then.

[ And off she goes. ]

[whattaprick]

Think I might actually have enjoyed it if I was my own shape, but I guess we won’t be heading that way for a while.

[whattaprick]

Would I ever lead you astray?

[periphrasing]

If you thought it would be funny? Yes.

[moonfang]

Fine, whatever! But you have to give it the college try.

[follows :D]

[flashover]

Awww, man. She said no? I guess that was a wasted dare...

[betheman]

Mn-!

Auh..! ...Well! [He beams.] ...You wear it quite wonderfully..!

[betheman]

...............

Truth. [he knows you too well to even consider Dare!!]

[flashover]

I am!! I am.... As long as I can have a gallon of milk after five minutes!!

[he goes to the kitchen and gets the ghost pepper sauce and the smallest spoon he can find. He grimaces and pours it on the spoon...

He also has a five minute timer and a LARGE GLASS OF MILK]

It even looks like lava...

[he gulps, counting down from three... then puts the whole spoon in his mouth]

[he swallows as fast as he can, but already his face is getting bright red]

AAAAUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[moonfang]

Aww, damn. I wasn't gonna dare ya anything crazy. Truth, huh.... If you could marry Yuya, would ya?

[betheman]

AUH- Z-

[GOD DAMMIT-] ZANGETSU..!! [S HIT,

Well he can't escape.] Th- How does one even..!?

[THIS ISN'T FAIR THEY'RE NEW TO KISSES]

[betheman]

'Crazy' is not all that I, the man Gongenzaka, worry for... [He mutters, before choking.]

M-Marriage..!?

I- Is it not rather early to ask such questions..!?

[moonfang]

[he's creepin' nearby, laughing dumbly behind his hand. Then he calls over.]

It ain't hard!! You do the normal kiss, and then you kinda open yer mouth and do the tongues!!

[reflash]

Did you really think that she'd agree to it, nii-san? [Please tell him you're not actually that dumb. Please tell him that.]

Truth or dare.

[kingsroads]

[ There's a pause, while Strange frowns a little. Shit has suddenly gotten real! ]

Before I answer this, let me clarify the question a bit. Are you asking if there's someone who I want to be their top priority? Or is this someone who I wish had me as their top priority?