As an aside, this is a weird event for him because when he was an actual child, he really wanted to be a professional athlete. A basketball player, or maybe a soccer player because soccer's an international sport. (Please imagine a ten year old telling you this, for context.)

Whether this actually comes out at all during the event is questionable, but I remembered that the point of plotting posts is to offer potential plotting hooks, so here we are!

Secret Backstory Reveal: Baby Edition.