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Foster van Denend ([personal profile] criticallyfucked) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2018-05-04 01:28 am (UTC)

[There are people who would argue with being uncritically classified as a horse, but Foster is not one of them. The fact that his accuser (so to speak) is an otherwise-unexceptional talking cat has nothing to do with it--

He just knows that he's nowhere near the vicinity of a human being, and so 'livestock' is much more amenable to him as a category.
]

If you have no conviction beyond mere words--

[Foster smiles widely--]

--then I proclaim that the squirrels are still mine... and my master's.

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