Aw shit, bro. I was just gonna pop the motherfucker off and then pop it right back on again.
[Because that's how this works, right? Never mind that removing the gun from its stand will likely make it unable to continue to squirt water in the first place. This is no place for logic. He's already trying to shoot a being with no corporeal form, after all.
He gives it another tug before relenting, at which point he honk-sighs and hops up on top of the gun so that he's straddling it backwards.]
You all got enough arms to be lending this clown a pair, but instead you're leaving a motherfucker dry.
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[Because that's how this works, right? Never mind that removing the gun from its stand will likely make it unable to continue to squirt water in the first place. This is no place for logic. He's already trying to shoot a being with no corporeal form, after all.
He gives it another tug before relenting, at which point he honk-sighs and hops up on top of the gun so that he's straddling it backwards.]
You all got enough arms to be lending this clown a pair, but instead you're leaving a motherfucker dry.