[He puts out a hand to Times, noting that they are still running around looking confused, and they gradually stop, their tail wagging frantically. A nice thing about your pets being your magical summons is that you naturally have pretty good control of them, through that bond. This would have just been too complicated to maintain all the time before he started using fae magic.]
Yeah, well, you can direct her to my complaints department. You know, the novelty coffin outside my trailer? If she's quick, she might get it in there before I bury it.
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[He puts out a hand to Times, noting that they are still running around looking confused, and they gradually stop, their tail wagging frantically. A nice thing about your pets being your magical summons is that you naturally have pretty good control of them, through that bond. This would have just been too complicated to maintain all the time before he started using fae magic.]
Yeah, well, you can direct her to my complaints department. You know, the novelty coffin outside my trailer? If she's quick, she might get it in there before I bury it.