[ There's a mental list of "Annoying Things About You" he keeps just for Kagami, and somewhere in the top five, right below took my fucking shoes and above knows I like his cooking, one could find acts offended every time we're in the same place-- and sure, maybe it could be argued that being in a different space-time continuum was legitimate grounds for shock, but it's the same principle.

Either way, thankfully that one particular item is cross-referenced to a marginally longer list: "Things I Don't Give A Fuck About." ]

Same thing you are, genius. [ He snaps back, pushing himself up to full height and brushing off his knees like that leap had been no big deal. ] Unless you came out here to do some crazy monkey business and practice your jumping, that's definitely not why I'm here.