[The Gem has to pause to watch Jacky drunkenly stumbling about. It's... Well, at least she can take comfort in the fact that she's not as bad off as her coworker over there, and that's including the singed paw in the equation. At this point, Peridot puts on the brakes, letting one of the little wisps flit away from her.]

Okay, this is ridiculous. We need a different approach! I mean, you and I are both smarter than this, there has to be a better solution!