"Goatlady?..." Ferlwin manages to keep a straight face all of five seconds before breaking into laughter. "Well, that's a new one." She giggles and wipes away a single tear of laughter before calming down and shaking her head. In a manner of speaking he was actually correct, so it was pretty hard to get mad at him.

"Depending on who you ask, I'm either a Satyr or a Faun... but just call me Ferlwin, please."

Back to the issue at hand though. "First, this is not a normal carnival, so when I say leave him to deal with his own debts, it would be a good idea to take that advice." If he takes her advice to heart or not, well, that's his choice.

"Before I get into that, how is his stupidity your responsibility? He's an adult, he is more than capable of knowing when he's making an immoral choice..."