[This was a bad idea. And it's not the first time he's thought that, since he accepted this position.

He doesn't want to deal with this.]

So, why doesn't the Ringmaster look after it, then? She's the one that's some kind of cosmic super goddess, if you want a round the clock surveillance plan.

But hey, I know her plate's pretty full with harassing people from other dimensions, so who am I to judge?