[A small green-and-pink creature on two legs books it, running very fast not far above knee level. It's something like a lizard, something like a bird, and it's screaming with two voices. The one you hear with your ears is just emitting some panicked shrieks and whistles, but it's saving most of its breath for running. The one you don't hear with your ears doesn't have to worry about breathing and sounds like a man wailing in terror.
[Eventually he's gonna duck into a tent, a building, a stall, anything more enclosed, and while panting look back along his own length with his flexible semi-birdlike neck, only to become distracted with by his own quilled tail. And start turning in place like a dog chasing its tail as he's trying to get a better look, while muttering.]
Ohhh, nononno, oh, no, oh, how is this happening?! What's going on? What am I??
[If he sees you he's yelping something about TOO BIG and trying to bolt but he's made himself dizzy and will probably stumble or outright collide with something. It's not a good day to be a little dinosaur.]
I'm sorry, he's useless
As he goes past it sounds like this.]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Eventually he's gonna duck into a tent, a building, a stall, anything more enclosed, and while panting look back along his own length with his flexible semi-birdlike neck, only to become distracted with by his own quilled tail. And start turning in place like a dog chasing its tail as he's trying to get a better look, while muttering.]
Ohhh, nononno, oh, no, oh, how is this happening?! What's going on? What am I??
[If he sees you he's yelping something about TOO BIG and trying to bolt but he's made himself dizzy and will probably stumble or outright collide with something. It's not a good day to be a little dinosaur.]