⇨ TEST DRIVE MEME #2

[ringleaders]

WELCOME TO THE SHOW!↴ Or, more specifically, Lost Carnival's test drive meme! This is an opportunity to try out your characters in the setting before you apply, or to put together samples for characters you've never played before. There are going to be options for both new arrivals and veteran characters. Before we get started, let's lay down some details: You can read the full premise here. Reserves and Applications are both currently OPEN. You can apply as a newcomer or as a "veteran" character who has been in the carnival for up to three years. In the case of veteran characters, you will need to come up with an explanation of why they haven't been around the carnival recently. TDM threads can be used as game canon after the fact if both characters are accepted and the players agree to it. If you are interested in additional IC and OOC plot responsibilities, consider applying for a Supervisor position. Treasurer and Acquisitioner are currently open. NEW RECRUITS↴ You gotta start somewhere, right? These prompts are for characters who are arriving in the carnival for the first time, and who are destined to sign a contract. How they go about that is up to you, but in the meantime they can enjoy the sights and sounds of something truly out of this world. Visitors to the carnival comes from many different worlds today, as the ringmaster casts out her recruitment lures. Will you become her most recent hire? ► ADMISSION FEES: After crossing into the carnival's realm and passing through the trees, most visitors will find themselves at the front gate - though not all choose to enter that way. If they enter legitimately, however, they will have to pass by a clerk who will trade admission and tickets for various attractions and rides in exchange for "anything of value." What is of value may seem highly subjective, and so some may struggle to produce payment at first, though in actuality the carnival will take anything from mundane currency to items of purely sentimental value. ► MIRROR MAZE: The mirror maze (pictured above) is a big attraction in the carnival, and stretches much further on the inside than it looks like it will on the outside. It's hard to get through, and what's more, after you've been in there for a while your reflections will start gaining a mind of their own - mostly in order to taunt and distract you with personal information. They don't know everything you know, but they know more than they should, and their mind games can be pretty hit or miss. ► GAMER'S CIRCLE: Almost all of the game booths are organized in a large ring around the Cookhouse, called Gamer's Circle. Your can play just about any carnival game you can imagine here, for a variety of prizes sometimes traditional, exotic, or outright magical. Dart tossing? Got it. That game with the water guns? Got it. Most of these booths are currently manned by humanoid spirits who look like they are made of smoke. If they can trick you into earning debt, they will. ► NOT YOUR WHEELHOUSE (NEW): Sometimes, even magical ferris wheels get stuck. The carnival's particular wheel is enchanted to create a particular out of this world experience - as you pass along the top, you feel as if they are so close to the sky that you can interact with the stars like baubles hanging above your head. Of course, the novelty probably wears off when the wheel is broken and you've been stuck enjoying the light show with some stranger for the last half hour. How are you going to pass the time? ► TRYING TO LEAF: No matter where you came from, you seemingly emerged from a forest. Obviously, to get back home you should be able to go back in the same direction, right? It turns out you can't. Worse, trying too hard to get through the wood will result in you getting lost, or turned back to the carnival. The trees here are not normal, and are varying levels of alien, including things like trees with glowing fruit or orange flowers that constantly burn like candles. ► WILD CARD: Anything else you can imagine in this setting! There are a lot of possibilities and you're free to explore them. Check out the rest of the game info or the locations page for additional inspiration. Want to make a starter with your character experiencing their first theoretical change? Go for it! VETERAN WORKERS↴ These prompts are tailored to the carnival's existing employees, the veterans. Odds are they've been here from somewhere between a few months and three years already, and know their way around the block. For them, this is just business as usual - and depending on their attitude towards their job, they may or may not contribute to a few people accidentally getting themselves a contract. Whatever you do, though, don't warn visitors away from the carnival - the ringmaster hates losing business like that. ► DO YOUR WORK: This one's pretty simple - just have your character doing whatever you'd like to have their job be! There is a big list of ideas over here, and you could use this to try things out with a character you intend to be a new arrival, as well. ► WILL O' WISPS: The ringmaster's will o' wisps have gotten free, and she's asked that everyone keep and eye out and help her reclaim them regardless of their official jobs. Wisps are small creatures that burn both hot and cold and comes in a few different variations of the same basic theme. Handling them physically (or psionically, or magically, for that matter) is difficult due to their near intangible nature. Touching and being around them can result in confusion and a sensation similar to being comfortably drunk. ► BREAK TIME: Whatever you were doing, it's break time! It's time for you to relax however you see fit. Do you enjoy some of the carnival attractions yourself, or is that old by now? Do you hang out in the Cookhouse to get a snack? Do you take a nap? Yolo, baby! ► RIDDLE GAME: For a bit of fun, the ringmaster has left a variety of locked chests around the worker areas of the carnival, each with instructions and a riddle written on their lids. The chest will accept three guesses from each worker before refusing to respond to them any further. If you guess the right answer, the chest will open and you will be rewarded with some manner of fun magical knick knack. If you've run out of guesses, maybe you can conspire with someone else and promise to split the prize? ► CAPTURE THE... EGG? (NEW): The Ringmaster likes to keep things exciting for her employees, and this time she's devices a game that mixes an Easter egg hunt with capture the flag. She's hidden various metallic "eggs" around the carnival that chime like bells when people get near, and divided participants into three teams (red, blue, yellow of course.) The carnival has been divided into three zones, and the objective is to gather as many eggs as possible for your team (three points for gold, two for silver, one for copper.) However, when you are in a zone that doesn't belong to your team, if they can snatch off your team flag they can take you to "jail" and confiscate any eggs you may be holding for their team. When in doubt, bullshit the rules! This is a prompt, after all. ► WILD CARD: Anything else you can imagine in this setting! There are a lot of possibilities and you're free to explore them. Check out the rest of the game info or the locations page for additional inspiration. Want to do a performance? Hang out in the Backyard? Choose whatever appeals!

Comments

[mossbuds]

Augh!! Whatever, it was nothin', okay. What're you so concerned about, anyway?

[Lars she's—not concerned about...anything. Also this terrible prolonged conversation about nothing except Lars's own dumb social failings is making him blush AGAIN but he's. just going to ignore it.]

Let's change the subject. You said you were Lapuli somethin'?

[mirrortide]

Lapis Lazuli. [She corrects.] You're Steven's friend, aren't you? I want to make sure his friends are alright. Especially since you got hurt because of me.

[mossbuds]

[Lars blinks, seeming taken off guard.]

How do you know that? I mean—I know 'em, yeah... [Lars: forever unable to admit the intimacy of his friendships.] But I don't recognize you. I usually see the purple one, the red one, and the white one. Amethyst—?—told me there's a green one runnin' around, but she don't know me.

I'm pretty sure.

[mirrortide]

I was trapped in a mirror when we met. You were saying something about out of town summer babes. [But suddenly Lapis is significantly more interested about the prospect of 'the green one running around'.]

You mean Peridot? She's around here too? Do you know where she is?

[mossbuds]

Oh. [Lars remembers that day. He snorts.] Heh. Yeah.

[...That didn't happen.

Okay Lars present conversation. He rolls a shoulder in a shrug.]

Dunno. Think that was her name. I haven't seen her anywhere, but Amethyst prolly knows. Wherever she's at.

[mirrortide]

I hope I didn't ruin your summer when I stole the ocean for a bit. [It's said in all honesty? Look, she's trying to be a better Gem. And that includes apologizing for things she did wrong. Like steal the entire ocean.]

[mossbuds]

[Wow...that's...nice??

WAIT]

That was cuz'a you!?

[FUCKING GEMS]

That's nuts.

I mean, uh... it was fine... it wasn't like we didn't have the ocean for the whole Summer, plus work was slow instead'a crazy.

It's cool.

[mirrortide]

Sorry. I just wanted to get home, and with my gem cracked I couldn't fly. I thought if I used the ocean I could stretch it far enough. [And boy, once she got to homeworld... Everything had gone wrong.]

Anyway, I'm glad it was fine for you and that there was no lasting damage. I won't do anything like that again.

[mossbuds]

[??? Why is she nice??]

Uh, I mean, I ain't no marine biologist, so I can't say nothin' for sure. But I don't even know if there's water like that in this place for you to do that with, anyway.

Might be good to try'n lay low with your powers, though; y'get in trouble for breakin' stuff around here, kinda.

[mirrortide]

[just you wait lars]

Oh. Well... I already broke those mirrors. [Where does one even go about replacing broken magic mirrors...] I should fix them.

[mossbuds]

Uh, how? [Lars crosses his arms, leaning back a little.] Don't suppose y'got that under your hat too?

[mirrortide]

... I'm not wearing a hat. [That's... a huge thing to not notice, but whatever.]

I don't know how to fix them, though. Maybe Peridot knows.

[mossbuds]

...Sure, uh. Investigate that. But be prepared to have to work off some debt, in case that doesn't work. Cuz I think it definitely won't.

[mirrortide]

Well... That's fair. [If she broke it she should at least work towards fixing it. How much do magic mirrors cost? Not much in her opinion, but clearly someone things they're worth something to just string them up so they harass and frighten innocent gems like that.]

[mossbuds]

Worst case scenario, you'll just gotta do some menial crap here until you're off the hook. S'how they got me. Shouldn't'a come to this dumb carnival...

Oh yeah. I'm Lars, by the way.

[mirrortide]

You can just call me Lapis. [Or Lazuli, if he wants. She's not really picky considering she has a two part name.] I don't really know how to do menial work, honestly. That's not really what I was made for.

[mossbuds]

What's more your thing?

[Menial labor is Lars's destiny....]

Blowin' stuff up? Stealin' bodies of water?

Anyway, menial stuff's easy to learn. It's just really boring.

[mirrortide]

Oh, I- [wait a minute-]

I don't blow things up. Or steal water. Anymore. [....unless that whole thing with andy means that she and peridot stole a barn....]

What kind of menial stuff is there? [Lapis honestly has no idea. Obviously humans aren't gems, but also she's fairly certain that they shouldn't get jobs that a pearl should do.

Maybe only a slight offense to Pearl.]

[mossbuds]

I dunno. My job's to man the ride consoles and to try'n entice potential customers. Which sucks. Some people do the same thing, but with the games...

Maybe food service, but since not all of you guys eat or whatever, you'd prolly poison someone. And I'm sure there's people who clean up or somethin', too. Like a groundskeeper.

[mirrortide]

[To that, Lapis gives a very unflattering snort.]

Clean? I'm not a pearl. I don't know, maybe I can work the ride consoles?

[mossbuds]

Yeah, well, here, it doesn't really matter what you are.

[Not that he even knows what that means.]

But yeah, maybe. It's not hard. I haven't broken anything yet.

[mirrortide]

The harder it is to mess up the easier it is for me to pay them back.[Especially if it's hard to break. She, uh, has a knack for breaking things by accident.]

[mossbuds]

Man. I dunno 'bout that then. When the Ringmaster approaches you, you can prolly talk it out. Otherwise, y'might get even more debt.

Blows.

[mirrortide]

Not like there's much else I can do. [She brings up her hand to her mouth, and to show her displeasure, makes a long drawn out 'pbbbbbt' noise.]

[mossbuds]

[Lars jumps at the raspberry, because he thought Amethyst was the only gem who had some kind of sense of humor. He stares, then his shoulders hike as he laughs.]

Haha! You should include that in your statement.

[FART JOKES ARE UNIVERSALLY FUNNY TO BOYS]