small_reservations: (Lemme 'splain you a thing)
Axel ([personal profile] small_reservations) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2017-05-17 09:51 pm (UTC)

It's the cats. Cats attract odd people.

It doesn't actually burn. Think biblical fire, except the thing that made him like that might predate Moses. Not that that isn't a reasonable precaution...

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