periphrasing: (HHHHHHHH)
The Great and Lovable Peridot ([personal profile] periphrasing) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2017-05-31 01:54 pm (UTC)

I'm so honored :')

[Crud.

Peridot is sweating bullets, and trembling violently like terrified chihuahua. Facing Yellow Diamond was pants-shittingly scary enough when she was doing it over a long-distance call from another planet. Face-to-face is putting her on a whole different level of fear. Like, she's right there. Smaller than usual, yes, but still within easy crushing distance.]


UUUUUuuuum-- Um. Um--

[What should she do!? Lie? She's not even good at lying under normal calm circumstances, let alone under such duress. She sure as hell can't give her her actual facet and cut designation.

Nope. There's only one sensible option here.

She's going to use her metal powers to fling a nearby garbage can at her as a distraction, and then run the fuck away screaming.]

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