[At some point in the middle of his rant, Peridot goes from being pissed to just. Generally unimpressed. It's something about the way he talks, she thinks; it's just sad. Also, is he... shorter than she is? Tryhard.]

...Wwwwwwwwwow. Alright then. You know I'm standing right here, right? You don't need to yell.

[She isn't even sure if it's possible for gems to smell bad? They're primarily made of light, so-- No, whatever. Not the point.]

And is that supposed to be your name or something? Zim?