periphrasing: (Unbelievable.)
The Great and Lovable Peridot ([personal profile] periphrasing) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2017-05-14 09:24 pm (UTC)

ExCUSE ME?

[This is new. She works behind the scenes so much, verbal abuse from patrons isn't really something she has to deal with? EVER?

She's back up on her feet, tail swishing with agitation.]


First of all, [she holds one claw up,] I am not ugly. I am incredibly charismatic and lovable, and everyone who actually knows me tells me so! ALL THE TIME!

[Claw number two goes up.] Second of all, it's not my fault the humans have questionable taste in entertainment, so don't go taking your frustration about it out on me, dirt for brains!

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