squeedlyspooch: (∇ The Donkey-Star dimension!)
ZIM ([personal profile] squeedlyspooch) wrote in [community profile] livinglot 2017-05-14 05:19 pm (UTC)

[All the prizes look equally terrible to him but this human's encouragement obviously means that she wants to be in awe of his excellent marksmanship or something. It's cool, he gets it, he's The Best.]

Fine! I'll let you witness my superior greatness, since you're so desperate.

[..... Even though she didn't sound desperate at all......

Anyway, what transpires is very, very stupid.

Zim sits down on his stool and starts spraying water at one of the more difficult targets. His arm is surprisingly good, and you can even tell he's concentrating because he sticks his gross segmented wormy tongue out of the corner of his mouth, but it doesn't look as if the stream of water is strong enough to knock over the target.

So he does the next best thing, which is to go from concentrating to frustrated in the span of about a minute, hopping to his feet (still on the stool), yanking the watergun off its perch. This snaps the hose that was pumping water into the gun, spraying it at the other game players as the hose whips around and smacks the kid next to Zim hard in the face.

Zim proceeds to ignore all that and throw the gun at the target, straight up breaking several of them along with the piece of the set.

Seeing that as a win, he throws his hands triumphantly into the air. The game operator does not look pleased.]


VICTORY! VICTORY FOR ZIIIM!

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