[My my... now that's a voice that can turn a woman's knees to jelly. Fortunately, the bard managed to keep herself solid, strumming along as she considered if she'd seen any signs that might provide the answer. She drew a blank.]

Mmm, you know about as much as I do, big guy.

[She canted her head and looked him over.]

...I take it there's no zipper on your back. Otherwise, that's a killer job on the part of your makeup artists.