...it's not as though there's some sort of magical junk aura that would protect it from changes--but that doesn't mean he hadn't held out some vain little hope. He'd liked his dick. It was a good dick. It saw him through some good times. But now it's gone, and he's got this thing in its place.
I knew this was gonna be good the moment I read this line, and I wasn't disappointed. A++
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I knew this was gonna be good the moment I read this line, and I wasn't disappointed. A++